A Teacher lecturing on populationA Teacher lecturing on population –
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.
posted in Sardar SMS
Why r all these people running?Sardar-
why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?
posted in Sardar SMS
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.
posted in Sardar SMS
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
posted in Sardar SMS
This horrible thing is what you call modern artSardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
posted in Sardar SMS
I wanna die like my grandpaSardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..
posted in Sardar SMS
Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”
posted in Sardar SMS
Nurse, Sardar and blood testNURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
