Sardion Ki Sham Thi Mene Us K Hath Pe Hath Rakha to wo Garam tha
maine Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hoti Hai
Usne Hans Kr Kaha.
" bukhar hai mujhe".
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Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the cup is clean!"
Waiter instructs the cook: "Two tea, with one in a clean cup
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Sardar attended bio practical exam.
Examiner: Tell the bird name by seeing leg.
Sardar: I dont know. Examiner: u fail.
Whats ur name ?
Sardar:See my leg & tell
